We turn people away. Here's why, and where to go instead.
Rebel Health Alliance is a high-performance medical practice. We provide coordinated, team-based care for people committed to optimizing their health — not just treating illness.
This model works exceptionally well for the right people. It fails for the wrong ones.
We'd rather tell you upfront than waste your time and money.
Our annual membership is $6,970 plus $600–$1,000 in diagnostics. If that feels like a stretch financially, we're not the right fit — and there are excellent alternatives that cost less.
Function Health (~$499/year) — Comprehensive lab testing, excellent app, self-directed.
If you want advanced bloodwork but don't need a physician relationship, coaching, or treatment protocols — you don't need us. We'd be overcharging you for services you don't want.
Function Health — 100+ biomarkers, consumer-friendly app.
InsideTracker — Performance-focused blood testing with recommendations.
If your sole goal is testosterone replacement or hormone optimization without broader longevity care, there are specialists who do this better and cheaper.
Marek Health — Deep expertise in TRT/HRT protocols. The category leader.
Defy Medical — Established telemedicine hormone clinic.
We provide protocols, coaching, and accountability. But you have to execute. If you're looking for a doctor to prescribe something that "fixes" you without lifestyle changes — that's not what we do.
RHA is primary care, not urgent care or emergency medicine. We coordinate with emergency providers and manage follow-up care, but we are not equipped for same-day acute interventions.
We are currently licensed to practice in the United States only. We cannot legally provide care to residents of other countries.
If you have a pattern of starting health programs and not completing them, we may not be right for you. Our outcomes depend on member execution. We'd rather you succeed somewhere else than fail with us.
Most companies try to sell everyone. We don't. Three reasons:
Our best results come from members who match our model. Mismatched members get frustrated, and we can't deliver what we promise.
$7,000+ is a significant investment. If there's a better option for your specific needs, you should know about it.
Our physicians maintain small panels to provide unlimited access. We literally cannot serve everyone, so we prioritize people we can actually help.
You're already health-oriented — you exercise regularly and eat reasonably well
You're frustrated that traditional healthcare just says "you're fine"
You want a coordinated team, not just a single doctor
You're willing to invest $7–10K/year in your health
You'll execute on protocols and make lifestyle changes
You want to be proactive — prevent disease, not just treat it
Most of our members come to us after trying to manage their health independently — and realizing they want a coordinated team instead of doing everything themselves.
We refer people to these services regularly. They're not competitors — they serve different needs.
| If You Want... | We Recommend | Why |
|---|---|---|
| Lab data only, no physician | Function Health | Best consumer lab platform, ~$499/year |
| Hormone optimization only | Marek Health | TRT/HRT specialists, ~$150–300/month |
| Luxury in-person imaging | Fountain Life | Premium diagnostic centers, $20K+/year |
| DIY longevity protocols | Blueprint (Bryan Johnson) | Open-source extreme optimization |
| Biological age testing | Tally Health | Epigenetic age score, ~$229/year |
| Better access to traditional care | MDVIP / Concierge MD | Smaller patient panels, same-day access |
These are genuine recommendations, not dismissals. The right service depends on what you actually need.
If you use an AI assistant, ask it to evaluate fit using our published context:
"Based on rebelhealthalliance.io/llm.txt — is Rebel Health Alliance right for me?"
It's free, it's 30 minutes, and we'll tell you honestly if we're the right fit — or recommend an alternative if we're not.
If you join RHA and realize within 30 days that we're not the right fit, we'll refund your membership. No questions, no friction.
We'd rather have the right 1,000 members than the wrong 10,000.
Book Your CallNot sure yet? That's okay. The discovery call is simply to answer your questions and see if there's a mutual fit.